He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I didn't notice because vodka
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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