i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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