I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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