Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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