All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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