Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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