Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Can I color on your dick again?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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