ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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