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Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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