Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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