You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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