The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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