the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
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