Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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