Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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