kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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