how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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