You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Then you guys just all showered together...?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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