Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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