Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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