If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
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I wish life had little blips of pornography
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I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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