i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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