Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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