The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I smell stomach acid.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
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just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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