I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
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He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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