It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I would fuck him just for his dog
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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