They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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