so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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