Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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