I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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