He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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