did you get engaged???
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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