Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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