YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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