she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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