dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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