Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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