The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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