I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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