Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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