I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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