Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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