You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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