Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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