i think my mom watched the whole time
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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