I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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