So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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