12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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