i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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