I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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