Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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