I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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