This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Randomize
