Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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