If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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