Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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